I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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