I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I think people are normalizing furries
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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