Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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