i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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