What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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