doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
i think im in europe. pls send help
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
