who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I just want nice things and good sex
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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