If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Randomize
