youre lurking in front of me
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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