I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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