Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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