Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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