3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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