...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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