They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Randomize
