He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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