you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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