All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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