Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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