why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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