Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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