I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
P.S. I can't hear my feet
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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