Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
This beer is not sobering me up at all
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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