found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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