and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Randomize
