Who did Billy Mays play for?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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