drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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