wrigley field is MILF paradise
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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