Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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