that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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