All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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