Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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