Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Randomize
