normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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