No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I love having hate sex.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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