just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
tell me about the fingering
please don't ironically join a cult
Randomize
