So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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