His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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