Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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