First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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