Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Randomize
