So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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