Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
