Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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