I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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