did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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