I wish I only lived at night.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
