He is such a slut. More and more my type.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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