I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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