Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I love you. Go after that dick
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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