Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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