we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he thought i was a dude.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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