I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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