I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Randomize